I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s…
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Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old...via albinwonderland➜
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Made the cuddle-keek in their normal voices
dead
THE WAY HE SAYS CUDDLE HERE im dead
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@luke_is_a_penguin ..found a massive ice cream before one of the shows, so we stole it. #5SOS
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I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*
I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^
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i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
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i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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